But sometimes I just say f*ck it, and I eat standing up. With giant forkfuls. Maybe even out of the mixing bowl or sauté pan. I become the Shovelmeister of Dino-Chow.
And at those times, I am grateful that no one can see me.
Which is why this site is both horrifying and wildly entertaining: Celebrities Eating Dot Com. Yes, it's photos of celebrities. Eating. And not looking so great while they do it. Even George Clooney looks less-than-elegant snarfing a hot dog.
And Vince Vaughan. You're, like, really, really funny. But this caption is 100% dead on. Call me, man. I'll clean ya up.
ok why does vince vaughn have a tiny girly hand? am i wrong? when i looked at it i thought that that was someone else's hand that he was licking and that it belonged to a woman. vince is huge. should not have tiny girly hands. just sayin.
ReplyDeleteYou're one up on me by using forkfuls. When I eat by myself, I rarely use utensils at all.
ReplyDeleteAlso, thank you for posting that website. If nothing else, I shall treasure the Kirk and Spock photo for always and I might have to print and frame the one of Vin Diesel.
Anna! I didn't notice the girly hand, but now that's ALL I can see. Ew. I really, REALLY have a thing about girly hands. I was a huge Dennis Miller fan back in the day, but his itty-bitty paws freaked me out.
ReplyDeleteLydia, that made me laugh out loud. And also makes me want to eat a meal with my hands instead of fork. With no one looking, of course.
Thanks for the celebrities-eating love! Really appreciate the links. :D Glad you guys enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteHey, Alex! Thanks for stopping by. I TOTALLY love your blog -- instant pick-me-up.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! So glad you like my juvenile website. :D I added you on twitter, so keep in touch!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you ever come across Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez eating, well you know what to do.