There are cupcakes are our reception desk again. I can see them from my desk. Dozens of them: white, pink, and chocolate cake with white frosting and violets MADE FROM FROSTING on top.
Everytime I walk past to get to the bathroom – which is a lot because I drink a lot of water and chamomile tea – I can smell the butter and sugar.
This has been going on for four hours.
I just had a very vivid insta-daydream in which I imagined myself smashing them with my fists and flinging them all over the corporate overlords' office.
oh man.That would be super cool to watch:)
ReplyDeleteI'm being taunted by peanut M&Ms at the office today. These are my favorite and I'm getting tired from the effort of not thinking about them.
ReplyDeleteI briefly considered if I could talk the whole office into trying the paleo diet for just one week. We could have yummy, but healthy, snacks all week!
Mary! "I'm getting tired from the effort of not thinking about them."
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly what I was just thinking! I was walking to the restroom -- again! -- and realized I was frowning. The effort to not eat and not think about the cupcakes is exhausting!
I kid you not: Just as I was writing this comment, we all got an email inviting us to take leftover cupcakes home.
sigh.
Oh honey, I feel you. I had to walk outside and around the office to go potty so I did not have to face the evil cupcakes.
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